Overheard in Sexual Harassment Training:

Co-worker 1: "So, I hadn't seen this guy in about three years,
was worried what he looked like so I told him to send a picture.

I get an email in my inbox, and it's a picture of his flacid penis!"

Co-worker 2: "No Way! At least if you are going to send a cock pic
it should be hard."

Co-worker 1: "That's what I was saying, I demand an erection!"