Overheard in Sexual Harassment Training:

Co-worker 1: "So, I hadn't seen this guy in about three years,
was worried what he looked like so I told him to send a picture.

I get an email in my inbox, and it's a picture of his flacid penis!"

Co-worker 2: "No Way! At least if you are going to send a cock pic
it should be hard."

Co-worker 1: "That's what I was saying, I demand an erection!"

Me: "So, I'm going to grab lunch, want me to pick up something for you?"


Co-worker: "Yeah, I'd like a chicken caesar salad, but hold the chicken and the croutons. No dressing."


Co-worker: "Oh, and can you add some cucumber and some carrots too?"


Me: "How about I just buy you some lettuce?"