The Solution to All Your Problems

Boss getting you down?


Trying to avoid awkward conversation with your company's computer guy?


Dislike the vast majority of humanity?


C U B I C L E D has the solution! It's simple, yet genius. Stick to these instructions:


1) Buy a pair of headphones

(Any pair will do but if you're looking for added enjoyment, go with the Bose noise canceling ones. With these baby's, they never had a chance of being heard.)


2) Wear the headphones everyday. Don't actually be listening to music, as the fun comes from pretending not to hear.

(You will begin to develop a reputation of "he/she's wearing headphones, they can't hear me.")


3) Sit back, enjoy life. The sweet taste of freedom never sounded so good.