Flat Screens and Penis Size

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Flat screen televisions are the new comparison of today. After receiving mine, it's been fairly extraordinary to hear the array of questions I'm asked.

Questions begin with size, move to brand and are followed by HD and blueray capabilities.

The size question is particularly fascinating and usually goes like this:


Them: "What size did you go with?"

Me: 50"

Them: "50 inch? Might as well listen to the radio. 60 inch or more is living."


Receiving this television was one of the most fulfilling experiences of my life. Which says something deeply disturbing about me. I'm OK with that.

I was recently sick in bed for five days straight with nothing to watch but a 20" RCA from 1992. I don't recommend it.

If you have the means, I insist picking up a flat screen. What size are you going to get?